“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
“I want to wear shorts but sadly i’m only an eel”
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i just want to lay in bed and makeout and listen to cool music ///sigh
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the actual, physical ache you feel in your chest and in your bones when you’re so sad is fucking awful.
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who ever said high school was the best 4 years of their life must have had a really fast metabolism and was probably really popular and had lots of friends and got good grades and did not have social anxiety
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