unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

(via hi)

graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*

(Source: , via skinsandfoxes)

fuckinq:

cuddling would be cool right now

(via pizza)

idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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(via braydaaan)

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and

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google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason

(Source: castielsteenwolf, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

urrplang:

colibooli:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best

(Source: schnephanie, via hi)

illumahottie:

Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.

(via placiddream)

urbanclictionary:

doin a group project likeimage

(via orgasm)