footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

(Source: ihaveremade, via orgasm)

ugly:

ugly:

ugly:

im literally so tired I just tried ordering a bagel with “the white stuff” cause I couldn’t think of cream cheese goodbye

I JUST GOT MY BAGEL FOR FREE OMG THE LADY GOES “it’s on me today” IM CRYING THANKS BAGEL LADY

FREE FOOD MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL

(via scraeming)

unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

(via hi)

graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*

(Source: , via retrofoxes)

fuckinq:

cuddling would be cool right now

(via pizza)

idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

image

(via braydaaan)

drunkpeeta:

drunkpeeta:

I’m crying so hard beacuse i went to go delete my history and

image

google knows what’s up

it’s funny because i am a 16 year old girl and i was talking about deleting clubpenguin because i didnt want anyone to know i still go on and i just realized that the majority of you reblogged it for a completely different reason

(Source: castielsteenwolf, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

urrplang:

colibooli:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best

(Source: schnephanie, via hi)